Puerto Rican Mothers

I got this forwarded email - I thought it was cute, so here you go, enjoy! :)

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PUERTORICAN MOTHERS!

The great things mom taught me:

My mother taught me RELIGION -
"Ay Bendito, pidele a Dios que yo no te agarre coño."

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION -
"Deja que lleguemos a casa coño"

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS -
"Malagradecido, cuando yo era chiquita no tenia na"

My mother taught me LOGIC -
"Como que porque coño, porque si!"

My mother taught me about INSPIRATION-
"Si llegas con mala nota te voy a hacer comer la chancleta"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM-
"Tu crees que sabes todo, pedazo de mierda"